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Elbow Bump Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Ma'aM, iF youR hearT iS sofT aS youR breasT ,I knoW you'lL forgivE mE." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

People tomorrow on St Patrick's Day are gonna be like

elbow bump me, I'm Irish!

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