What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?
A "moderator", apparently.
I got a random wrong number call from a "Blus Halilovec" in California this afternoon.
I pick up my phone--caller ID says it's someone from California called "Blus Halilovec." Before I can even say hello, this guy it slurring this long, drunken story about how he was kicked out of a bar while watching the NHL Winter Classic today, and could I come and give him a ride home? I try to sa...
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Estelle and Murray's 47th wedding anniversary was coming up,
and Estelle wanted to make it extra special for Murray.
"Murray", she said, "You never do anything fun for yourself."
"What do you mean, Estelle? I go bowling all the time."
"That's still so boring though. I want to spice things up for you. You deserve it. We've been together al...