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Eat Too Much Jokes

What happens when you eat too much Middle Eastern food?

You feelafel

I guess I eat too much.

My phone doesn’t recognize me unless I have food in my mouth.

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What do you get in your teeth if you eat too much ass?

Anal cavity.

If you eat too much at a Greek restaurant

You might felafel

Sometimes when you eat too much carrot,

you turn orange and you run for presidency.

What happens when you eat too much seafood?

You begin to feel a little eel.

I realized I eat too much fast food so I decided I would start cooking for myself.

Does anyone here know how to "mcnugget" a chicken?

Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years?

Do you smoke?
No.

Do you eat too much?
No.

Do you go to bed late?
No.

Do you have affairs with promiscuous women?
No.

Then why would you want to live more than 100 years?

Cake joke

„Dont eat too much cake.“

„My grandmother had reached the age of 98!

„Because of eating cake?“

„No, because she kept her nose out of other peoples business“

The best way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror.

The restaurant will ask you to leave before you can eat too much.

A woman tell her mother that she's pregnant

Her mother : ho is the father
The woman : if you eat too much sausage and your stomach hurt how do you know which sausage hurt you

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I was a fat kid who didn't eat vegetables

My mom told me, "if you eat too much pork, you'll become a pork". She can be such a dick

The benefits of F***ing

1.F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it's harmful if done every day.

2. F***ing relaxes your mind and body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After F***ing, don't eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. Try F***ing in bed 'cause it can save you valuable energy....

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My friend said I need to get my shit together

I told him that it's cause I eat too much fiber

I have only two new years resolutions: To get back into the shape I was before the accident...

....and to stop referring to the fact that I eat too much junkfood, 'the accident'

Too much of anything can kill you

When I was 10, our teacher made a bold claim..."An unlimited amount of anything can kill you".
Some of my classmates seemed astounded.
"What about food?" they asked.
She replied, "If you eat too much food, you'll become fat and have many health problems, eventually your heart will stop a...

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