I ate too much alphabet soup and became consonated.
I was better after I evacuated my vowels.
Ugh.. I ate too much hummus..
And now I filafel.
Did you hear about the man who ate too much spaghetti?
He pasta-way
What do you call a dinosaur that ate too much sugar
Cankersaurus
I ate too much Middle-eastern food
Now I falafel.
What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?
He Went Back Four Seconds.
Yo Mama is a Size Eight
Size Ate Too Much.
Who was the fattest knight at King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumference...
He ate too much Pi...
Why did the Italian get kicked out of heaven?
He ate too much angel hair
Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?
Because he ate too much of them.
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