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I ate too much cookie dough and got sick

It was an overdoughse.

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I ate too much alphabet soup and became consonated.

I was better after I evacuated my vowels.

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Ugh.. I ate too much hummus..

And now I filafel.

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Did you hear about the man who ate too much spaghetti?

He pasta-way

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What do you call a dinosaur that ate too much sugar

Cankersaurus

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I ate too much Middle-eastern food

Now I falafel.

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What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

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Yo Mama is a Size Eight

Size Ate Too Much.

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Who was the fattest knight at King Arthur's round table?

Sir Cumference...

He ate too much Pi...

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Why did the Italian get kicked out of heaven?

He ate too much angel hair

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

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