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Eating Too Much Jokes

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony

However, eating too much pie is okay, because the sin of pi is zero.

What do you call a man who became fat from eating too much McDonald's?

Big Max

I got banned from Olive Garden for eating too much breadsticks

“*how many did you eat?**”
“Olive them.”

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Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench, eating six bars of chocolate.

A man walked up and noticed Johnny devouring the sweets.

“Son,” said the man, “eating too much candy isn’t good for you.”

“My grandfather lived to be 100,” Johnny replies.

“Did he eat six chocolate bars a day, too?” the man asks.

“No,” said Johnny, “He minded his own fuck...

There were many knights at King Arthur's round table, but without a doubt the fattest was...

Sir Cumference.

He was known for eating too much pi.

What's the problem eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

You'll get autumn'y ache.

What do you have after eating too much alphabet soup?

A large vowel movement.

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Joke by Osho

A man went to see his doctor because he was feeling under the weather. The doctor asked the usual questions such as had the man been drinking or eating too much.
'No,' said the man.
'Well, perhaps you have had too many late nights?' queried the doctor.
'No,' the man replied.
The doctor t...

I am teaching my 5 year old about good eating habits.

My 5 year old son has a bit if a sweet tooth. I decided to have a discussion that eating too much junk food and snacks will make him fat...

Fast forward to this afternoon, I was with my son in the bank lining up. Behind us, a pregnant lady with the big baby bump lines up.

Remembering t...

There were two talking snakes....

....One was American, and the other British. The British one went "sssssssss", hissing as he normally did to the American snake because he was eating too much. The American one then went "No, this is America, we say zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz instead.".

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The husband jokes about his wife being fat

While the couple is dining, the husband says "Oh my god woman, aren't you eating too much? Look at you with that dress. You look just like our washing machine!". The wife is visibly upset, but stay silent for the rest of the day.

That night, already on the bed, the husband is feeling bad abou...

5 Jokes About Pi

1. Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter and what do you get?
Pumpkin Pi

2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.
It was Life of Pi

3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.
It was an irrational decision

4. Who was the r...

The other day I saw a boy eating a lot of chocolate on a bus.

The other day I saw a boy eating a lot of chocolate on a bus. I told him:"Stop! Eating too much chocolate is bad for your health and makes you fat!" He looked up and said:"My grandpa has lived for 95 years and he is still well and healthy, you know." "Do you mean that this is because he eat a lot of...

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