Earl Grey Jokes - 9 Hilarious Earl Grey Jokes

Why does Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

If you ever want to sin, make sure you have some Earl Grey on you!

Because with tea, immoral acts become immortal acts!

So a rabbit is enjoying some earl grey in his garden when his friend arrives.

His friend says, "Please come back to us."

The rabbit, formerly Jewish, says, "No, sorry, I don't believe anymore."

His friend grabs him by one arm and tugs, saying, "Come with me, come on! You have to join us down at the synagogue! You used to lead us and we miss you!"

Almost d...

I tried stealing someone's Earl Grey once…

…but it wasn't my cup of tea.

Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic?

He drank himself into an earl grey

I was looking at a cup of Earl Grey that always replenishes itself..

It was like staring into infinitea.

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I like recording myself drinking tea whilst having kinky sex with a woman...

...I call the video "50 shades of Earl Grey"

Did you hear about the Native American chief who drank 50 gallons of Earl Grey?

He was found dead in the morning, drowned in his tee-pee.

Early last February this year, I learned that National Grammar Day is celebrated on March 4th; I was looking forward to celebrating with some friends of mine in Toledo, Ohio...

...I made the trip from Nevada by car; it was a wonderful celebration. My friends Jerry, Susan, and Cynthia organized a wonderful event consisting of a host of grammar related activities: proof-reading, sentence structuring, and more.

Susan also turned out to be a wonderful cook; she prepared...

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