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Dwarf Star Jokes

Honey, you're like a white dwarf star...

Extremely hot, but not very bright.

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What's the most well-known dwarf star?

Peter Dinklage.

I reported my discovery of a new Dwarf Star to the Astronomy Society, so they let me name it.

I am gonna call it Peter Twinklage.

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I really like white dwarf stars...

...My favorite is Peter Dinklage.

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A Red Dwarf star, a Main Sequence star, and a neutron star are all hanging out and telling stories.

The Red Dwarf decides to share a joke. He says, "What’s a light-year?"

"It's the same as a regular year, but with less calories!" All three burst into laughter.

After a few minutes the neutron star confesses that he didn't get the joke. Both the Main Sequence star and the Red Dwarf tu...

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