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Did you ever hear about the psychic prostitute??

She'll really blow your mind!

Did you ever hear about the guy who could see the future when he picked his nose?

His name was Nostrildamus.

Did you ever hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had locomotives

Did you ever hear about the doctor who was so obsessed with body building that it killed him?

I think his name was Frankenstein.

Did you ever hear about the mute Thai chef?

He could wok the wok but not talk the talk.

Did You Ever Hear About Christopher, The Brown-Nosed Reindeer?

He could run just as fast as Rudolph, he just couldn't stop as quick...

Did you ever hear about the Lucky Charms leprechaun's evil twin?

He was tragically malicious.

Did you ever hear about the man who set pastries on fire?

He was a self proclaimed pie-ro-maniac.

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Did you ever hear about Hitler’s children’s book?

Mein Summer Kampf

Did you ever hear about the mathematician who had constipation?

Don’t worry, he was fine, he sat down and worked it out with a pencil.

Did you ever hear about McDonald's sending 10 million straws to Ethiopia..

Ethiopia wrote back and said thanks for the leg warmers

Did you ever hear about the un-funny clown?

He tried ten times to make the audience laugh, but no pun in ten did.

Did you ever hear about that army from north-west France that was made up entirely of people using polearms?

Y'know. The Brittany Spears?

Did you ever hear about the murder attempt that failed?

You could say it was poorly executed.

Did you ever hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac?

He stays up all night wondering whether or not there's a dog.

Did you ever hear about the guy who got both his left arm and left leg chewed off by bears?

Yeah I saw him a few weeks ago, he's all right

Did you ever hear about that movie constipation?

No? Well that's because it never came out

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