Did I ever tell you about the time my friend had an exorcism and refused to pay?
He got… Repossessed.
Did I ever tell you about the time I stole some milk that someone had left by their window?
It was ledge-end dairy
Did I ever tell you about the time I decided to start my own railroad company?
It never got off the ground.
It was the most success I ever had!
Did I ever tell you about the time I tried to give a girl in a wheelchair a lap dance?
She wasn't feeling it.
Did I ever tell you about the time I saw a sign that made me sh!t myself?
It said "bathroom closed."
Did I ever tell you about the time I traded my German sausage for a seabird?
I took a tern for the wurst.
Did I ever tell you about the time my rival claimed he could best me in his sleep?
I retorted with, “That’s the only way you’ll defeat me, is in your dreams.”
did i ever tell you about the time that i was contacted by a former partner who was working in italy via the money transfer service i was using?
I was not ready when my ex communicated by the paypal authority
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