Cutting In Line Jokes - 5 Hilarious Cutting In Line Jokes

There's a new movement against cutting in line.

Now that's a movement I can get behind!

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Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?

Because they keep cutting in line

I tried to buy admission to the World-famous Knife Museum...

...but people kept cutting in line.

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A man named Ted is unable to put alcohol down.

His thirst for liquor is unquenchable. All he does every day is drink and drink. Rum, tequila, beer, vodka, he has it all. Doesn't matter how it tastes or looks; he'll down it.

At first it started out at a simple party at Dominc's place. His best bud, Bob, invited him so he couldn't say no. P...

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