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I called up GameStop customer support

They told me to hold.

I called Robinhood customer support to ask what I should do with my GME shares.

They said: “PLEASE HOLD.”

Thank you for calling the 2020AD customer support line

All of our natural disasters, plagues, and political upheavals are currently busy. If you are not experiencing a natural disaster, plague, or political upheaval, one will be assigned to you shortly. Please stay on the line, and thank you for choosing 2020.

Being in customer support I can say this

Im paying for my own sins, Jesus. Thank you very much.

A scientist called the customer support of his microscope company, complaining that the light bulb was broke.

Customer support responded that they will look into it.

A woman decides to surprise her husband with a brand new luxury wardrobe...

While he's at work she goes to IKEA and finds a beautiful wardrobe, buys it, and returns home. Reading the instructions, she easily assembles the marvelous piece of furniture

Then, as she stood satisfied about her work, a bus passed by the window and the whole wardrobe fell apart. Stunned, ...

My banking app isn't working!

I called their customer support and they said we can try deleting your cache!

I was like hell no!

Did you hear about the failed bra business?

There was a lack of good customer support

Why did the bra shop have a low rating?

There were many complains about poor customer support

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Choking on the Phonetic Alphabet

Last week, I was registering for a website when I ran into a little trouble and had to call their customer support. We were going through some basic form information and he was having trouble understanding my spelling so he told me to use the phonetic alphabet.

For those of you that don't kn...

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