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what does Cruella De Vil wear when she wants to do research?

a lab coat.

I raised money for charity by dressing up as Cruella De Ville.

I had 101 donations.

If Cruella de Vil had a daughter, she would be named Lucy.

Lucy would aid the family business by taking up a logistics division, calling the child company Lucy's Fur.

Lawyer: Your honour, what if my client is guilty?

Cruella: WTF? You are supposed to defend me!

Lawyer: Relax. I’m playing de Vil’s advocate.

What do you call a Dalmatian thief with a headache?

Cruella Ad Vil



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...so sorry everyone this is dumb but it just came to me and I had to put it out there.

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