I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it...
...You never know when you might need a nail.
What concert ticket costs 45 cents?
50 Cent feat. Nickelback
A man parks his car on the street and goes into a shop....
...When he comes out, the car is not where he left it and apparently was stolen. So he calls the police and hopelessly goes back home. Two days later, he finds his car at his front door, with a note left in:
“I am very sorry but I had to borrow your car, because my wife was in labor and about...
When I refused to buy her concert tickets for the weekend, my 15 year old daughter broke down and threatened to cry a river.
I told her to go ahead, but remember that she's so self absorbed the tears won't even make it to her cheeks.
Did you hear the one about Make-A-Wish foundation giving concert tickets to the little deaf boy?
Neither did he.
ISIS has issued a travel warning to terrorists
The terrorist group has urged supporters to avoid “the land of the epidemic”.
Meanwhile in Britain, Ariana Grande concert tickets are selling out a lot faster.
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