There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear that word one more time, I'll quit!"
Everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen." This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at ...
Between my friends, museum is code word for Strip Clubs...
... because NO TOUCHING!!
Robert!
Once three poor guys had to sleep in one blanket. And they wanted to sleep with their heads inside it. But they were scared of each other farting. So they decided that if anyone wants to fart they have to say the code word “Robert is coming” so that they could take their heads outside the blanket. <...
In a small town, people sinned a lot.
The priest, an elderly man, was getting tired of constantly hearing the nasty term “adultery”, day after day in confessions. So he created a code word for it. Whenever someone loses their mind, they must tell the priest in the confession: “Father, I fell.” As such, when someone confessed to have ...
Freshman Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib is in trouble with the Secret Service for using the words "Mother F**ker"
Apparently, they weren't happy she revealed Mike Pence's code word
There was a small boy. (Long)
He was always bothering his parents to tell them that he had to tinkle. It bothered his father that he said tinkle. So he came up with a code word for his child to let him know he had to go in public without saying tinkle. He said tell me you have to whisper instead. And so he started to tell his pa...
The president of the United States steps out of his limo to give a speech when a would be assassin leaps from the crowd pointing a gun
The president’s body guard shouts “Mickey Mouse” at the top of his voice. The assassin seems startled by this and it gives the rest of the security team time to jump on the assassin and disarm him. The president congratulates his body guard and asks if “Mickey Mouse” is a secret service code word or...
The CIA lost track of its operative in Ireland “Murphy. ”
The CIA boss says, “All I can tell you is that his name is Murphy and that he’s somewhere in Ireland. If you think you’ve located him, tell him the code words, “The weather forecast calls for mist in the morning. ” If it’s really him, he’ll answer, “Yes, and for mist at noon as well. ”
So the...
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A girl says to her boyfriend, "hey, sex at my place?"
her boyfriend agrees but the girl explains that she sleeps on a top bunk with her 5 year old brother on the bottom bunk, so they have to use code words and pretend that they are making sandwiches. she says, "tomato equals harder, and lettuce means faster."
LATER THAT NIGHT: "OH TOMATO LETTUCE...
A man in Shanghai named Sam wakes up one morning to find...
A man in Shanghai named Sam wakes up one morning to find that his car, a Mustang, has had all the internal components removed, leaving only a hollow, useless shell. He calls the police and soon an investigative team arrives.
The lead investigator approaches the victim and says "It appear...
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