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What’s the difference between the Capitol building and a clown car?

A clown car is smaller and has wheels.

I hit a clown car once. I faced 10 counts of manslaughter.

Damn autocorrect. I meant man's laughter. Everyone was fine.

What do clown cars and catholic women have in common?

They like to show how many people can crawl out of them.

Did you hear about the clown car that crashed in the middle of nowhere?

There were 30 casualties

Two clown cars crash in the middle of nowhere.

Over 50 died.

What tastes funny and is considered a cannibal's version of sardines?

A full clown car.

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A clown late for the circus.

There's a big circus show going on in Dallas, Texas one evening. One of the clowns, however, is running late to the show. He quickly puts on his clown uniform, and jumps into his car. He floors the gas, traveling down the highway at breakneck speed hoping to get to the show in time.

Unfortuna...

Four strangers find themselves chatting on a bus ride away from New York City

They talk for a while about who they are and why they’re leaving the city. There’s a loud and charming man looking for a new start away from the big city, a contortionist tired of all the hustle and bustle, a quiet girl who gave no explanation on her past, and a woman pregnant with triplets trying t...

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