What’s the difference between the Capitol building and a clown car?
A clown car is smaller and has wheels.
I hit a clown car once. I faced 10 counts of manslaughter.
Damn autocorrect. I meant man's laughter. Everyone was fine.
What do clown cars and catholic women have in common?
They like to show how many people can crawl out of them.
Did you hear about the clown car that crashed in the middle of nowhere?
There were 30 casualties
Two clown cars crash in the middle of nowhere.
Over 50 died.
What tastes funny and is considered a cannibal's version of sardines?
A full clown car.
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A clown late for the circus.
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Unfortuna...
Four strangers find themselves chatting on a bus ride away from New York City
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