What did the classical composer say to his student?
Don’t fix it if it ain’t baroque.
Who is a Boston Terrier’s favorite classical composer?
Bach
Three action movie actors decided to do a movie about classical composers...
Bruce Willis said, "I'll be Beethovan"
Sylvester Stallone replied, "I'll be Mozart"
Arnold Schwarzenegger chimed in, "I'll be Bach"
What does a classical composer use to carry his groceries?
A Chopin cart
Why did everyone hate the classical composer’s music
Everyone thought he had some sheet music
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I hate when people incorrectly categorize Mozart as a classical composer...
Even though he lived during the Classical Era, he was Baroque as fuck.
Which classical composer is best at playing hide and seek?
Haydn. [OC]
I've been invited to a fancy dress party at Arnold Schwarzenegger's house. The theme is classical composers.
I'll be Bach.
TIL that Hollywood is set to make a biopic about a famous classical composer, and Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to be the star.
When interviewed about the project, he was quoted as saying "I'll be Bach"
Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger are sitting in a bar
Sylvester Stallone says, "Guys, we should make a movie with the three of us, but I'm all out of ideas at the moment, I'm kind of bored with the standard action flicks."
Chuck says, "Guys, I'm bored of doing action movies too and I've got some ideas but you may not like them."
Sylveste...
If classical composers of old were alive and listened to some of the music that's popular today, they'd all complain....
Except Beethoven
Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger are talking about making a new film together.
Sly: “I wanna show the world that we’re more than just action movie stars. I wanna make a movie about classical music and classical composers. I know you guys love that stuff too. What do you think? Will you help me make a movie about it and show the world how cultured we are?”
Bruce: “I cou...
Arnold Schwarzenegger and his classmates were sitting in music class when their teacher announced they would be putting on a play about the history of classical music.
She explained “Each one of you will select a different classical composer to play on stage. Arnold, you get to pick first.”
Everyone turned to look at Arnold and the room got quiet. Arnold stared intently at the teacher and made his decision known.
“I’ll be Bach.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, and Dolph Lundgren were sitting around a a table
when they came up with the idea for a movie series based on the lives of classical musicians. They had all the details nailed down: the plot, the characters, the music, and so on. However, they couldn't decide which one of them was to play each classical composer in the film series. Eventually they ...
As Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger had to attend many high society functions. One such function was a fund raiser which featured a symphony orchestra playing a medley of pieces by famous composers.
Arnie, as is well known, has only one preference when it comes to classical composers, but sat patiently during the performance.
There were selections by Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Tchaikovsky and more.
The Governor began to get quite perturbed when, after over an hour and half, his favo...
In honor of Father's day, a dad joke
There is a rumor that a movie about a 17th century classical composers will be made. It will even star Arnold Schwarzenegger among others.
He'll be Bach
Action hero fancy dress ball...
Arnold Schwarznegger, Sly Stallone & Chuck Norris are invited to a ball where they must all go in fancy dress.
They decide to go as classical composers, so they head to the store to buy their costumes for the ball.
When in the store, Sly says: 'I'll dress as Mozart'
Chuck Sa...
Klassik Biopics
A trio of Teutonic thespians were discussing their latest projects, which all happened to be biopics for famous classical composers.
Til Schweiger says “I have always admired Ludwig Van Beethoven, and I will star in a film of his life. “
“I am more of a Mozart fan myself,” said Christ...
Three actors are deciding on roles for a movie about classical music.
Matt Damon, Brad Pitt and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all taking part in a new movie about classical composers.
"I think I'll play Beethoven!" declared Matt.
"I'd like the role of Mozart!" Brad decided.
"I'll be Bach." said Arnie.
So a middle school is putting on a musical
The musical is about classical composers and they need three boys to play the leads.
The first boy comes in and says he wants the part of Beethoven. His name is marked down and he leaves.
The second boy comes in and says he wants the part of Mozart. His name is marked down and he leave...
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