Three action movie actors decided to do a movie about classical composers...
Bruce Willis said, "I'll be Beethovan"
Sylvester Stallone replied, "I'll be Mozart"
Arnold Schwarzenegger chimed in, "I'll be Bach"
Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger are sitting in a bar
Sylvester Stallone says, "Guys, we should make a movie with the three of us, but I'm all out of ideas at the moment, I'm kind of bored with the standard action flicks."
Chuck says, "Guys, I'm bored of doing action movies too and I've got some ideas but you may not like them."
Sylveste...
I've been invited to a fancy dress party at Arnold Schwarzenegger's house. The theme is classical composers.
I'll be Bach.
If classical composers of old were alive and listened to some of the music that's popular today, they'd all complain....
Except Beethoven
Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger are talking about making a new film together.
Sly: “I wanna show the world that we’re more than just action movie stars. I wanna make a movie about classical music and classical composers. I know you guys love that stuff too. What do you think? Will you help me make a movie about it and show the world how cultured we are?”
Bruce: “I cou...
As Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger had to attend many high society functions. One such function was a fund raiser which featured a symphony orchestra playing a medley of pieces by famous composers.
Arnie, as is well known, has only one preference when it comes to classical composers, but sat patiently during the performance.
There were selections by Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Tchaikovsky and more.
The Governor began to get quite perturbed when, after over an hour and half, his favo...
In honor of Father's day, a dad joke
There is a rumor that a movie about a 17th century classical composers will be made. It will even star Arnold Schwarzenegger among others.
He'll be Bach
Action hero fancy dress ball...
Arnold Schwarznegger, Sly Stallone & Chuck Norris are invited to a ball where they must all go in fancy dress.
They decide to go as classical composers, so they head to the store to buy their costumes for the ball.
When in the store, Sly says: 'I'll dress as Mozart'
Chuck Sa...
Three actors are deciding on roles for a movie about classical music.
Matt Damon, Brad Pitt and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all taking part in a new movie about classical composers.
"I think I'll play Beethoven!" declared Matt.
"I'd like the role of Mozart!" Brad decided.
"I'll be Bach." said Arnie.
So a middle school is putting on a musical
The musical is about classical composers and they need three boys to play the leads.
The first boy comes in and says he wants the part of Beethoven. His name is marked down and he leaves.
The second boy comes in and says he wants the part of Mozart. His name is marked down and he leave...
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