An 80 year old lady was marrying for the 4th time.
A newspaper asked if she wouldn't mind talking about her first 3 husbands and what they did for a living.
She smiled and said, "My first husband was a banker, then I married a circus ringmaster, next was a preacher and now in my 80's, a funeral director."
When asked why the...
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A duck walks into a bar...
He sits at the bar and requests 'A pint of beer and a pork pie please'
The barman is aghast. A talking duck! 'Wow, where did you come from?' he asks.
'I work across the road at the building site' replies the duck annoyed. He ruffles his newspaper and begins to read. The barman is in sh...
An 88-Year Old Woman was interviewed by the local News after getting married for the fourth time...
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation.
“He’s a funeral director,” she answered.
“Interesting,” the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little ...
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