Chinese Proverb Jokes - 8 Hilarious Chinese Proverb Jokes

Ancient Chinese proverb:

Waitress who sit on lepers lap, always keep tip.

Ancient Chinese proverb says

Man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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Ancient Chinese Proverbs

Man who walk around with hands in pockets, feel cocky all day.

Crib take many nails to build, only one screw to fill.

Panties not best thing on Earth, but next to it.

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Wise Chinese Proverb

Man who stand on toilet

Is high on pot

Chinese Proverb Say...

Man who push in front of car get tired.
Man who push behind car get exhausted.

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A man is lost in the woods

So there was a man who was lost in woods for a few days. Eventually he came upon a farm and knocked the door. The farmer opened the door and the guy explained that he was lost and needed help. He said he could spend the night and as long he didn't touch his daughter and if he did he would suffer the...

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[NSFW] A Chinese student asks his Sensei

If a man shaves his ass does that make him gay? The Sensei replied, "An old Chinese proverb says 'If a man cleans his house, he is clearly expecting a visitor.'"

Chinese herbologist

A man with an embarrassing condition walks into a bar one day, sad and depressed. He orders a shot, then another, and then another. Finally, the bartenders asks him "hey, what's wrong buddy?". The man replies "I've got this really embarrassing condition, and no doctor has ever been able to figure...

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