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Cat People Jokes

Some people are dog people, some are cat people. I'm a people person.

Just ask the hitchhikers I keep in the kennel out back.

Some people like to categorize others as either "dog people" or "cat people" ...

...but I consider this a false dog-cat-omy.

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Are you more of a Dog or Cat people?

I'm more of a bird people, preferably seared in garlic butter.

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Why are archaeologist cat people?

Because they like digging up old shit.

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This is a long one that requires audience interaction. It’s always given me great return.

To preface this joke: you may alter the story as you see fit. Make it personal and use elements of your real life to make this a convincing story. The only key points that must be consistent will be highlighted in the text. The audience interaction will be italicized.

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