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Cant Believe It Jokes

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The difference between 'butter' and 'i cant believe its not butter'...

Is Marge-inal

Local Barber got arrested for selling drugs.

I really cant believe it. I have been his customer for over a decade and never knew he was a barber.

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A novice is working in the scriptorium and he gets to wondering . . .

. . . if he is copying copies of copies of copies of copies, might errors have crept in somewhere. So he asks the abbot, who concedes the point, and descends to the manuscript repository to find the earliest copy of the MS in question.

The novice waits patiently, but the abbot is gone an awf...

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While at work, a man hears a voice from the sky.

The voice said, “Quit your job”.
The man hesitated, but realising that this voice was the voice of God, he quit his job.
Next, the voice told him to sell all his property and bring all the money to vegas.
The man was scared, but he did it anyway.
When arriving at vegas, the voice asked ...

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A father looks to his son

He says "Son, I need to tell you something."
"What is it dad?"
"You were adopted" the dad tells him
"Oh my god, I cant believe it..."
"Yeah, go pack your shit your new parents are on the way"

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