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Candle Light Jokes

What did communists use before they used candle light?

Lightbulbs...

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Two women are talking:

“How was the last night?” one asks.

“A catastrophe! My husband came from work, had dinner in 3 minutes, after we had 4 minutes , he was deep sleep 2 minutes after! That fucker! And yours, How was it? “

”My, was AMAZING! My husband took me out for a...

Amish girls have no way of knowing

if it's a romantic candle light dinner or just a regular dinner.

An old man was sitting on a bench in the park and crying his heart out

A passing cop stopped and asked, what happened?

Old man: I have a beautiful young wife. Every evening she cooks the most delicious meals and serves it in candle light and then we have a romantic night.

Cop: So, why are you crying?

Old man: Because, I have forgotten whe...

A group of young men were sitting around the coffee shop complaining about how hard it was to get by in this day and age.

Bob, an old timer, was listening to them and finally spoke. “You kids don’t know what hard times are. Why, when I was your age we were so poor we couldn’t afford electricity. Why, we even had to watch television by candle light.”

Three Roman Solders

Three Roman Solders have been at war for a while and get home early, so mom of their wives are expecting them, so they take bets on who’s is behaving the best before going off to check on them.
The first thinks his wife will be home tending the garden and children, but they find she is nowhere t...
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