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Candle Light Dinner Jokes

Amish girls have no way of knowing

if it's a romantic candle light dinner or just a regular dinner.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Wife said my New Year resolution needs to be to have more romance and sex

As a good husband I booked an expensive suite for a long weekend in a posh hotel. I got dressed up, bought some sexy lingerie for her and some cosplay outfits. Got some viagra so I could perform all night long.

Romantic dinner on a French restaurant, candle light dinner and was amazing. She w...

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