Bukkake Jokes - 33 Hilarious Bukkake Jokes

I had a bukkake party last night.

It was a disaster. Nobody came.

I threw my wife a suprise bukkake party

Everyone came. You should have seen her face.

What’s a bukkake-lover‘s favorite fast food restaurant?

Five Guys.

I overheard two women at the coffee shop having a lurid conversation about Bukkake.

One woman apologized and asked if I was offended by the topic.

I told her that I didn't mind and she was welcome to talk about it until she was blew in the face.

Typical, isn't it? You wait for ages for a decent bukkake scene ....

Then three come at once.

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bukkake

I knew a smashing lady years ago who loved bukkake, Sadly I have not cum across her in years

What does life insurance and a bukkake have in common?

They both have you covered.

Employee on NSFW Sites...

Boss: What have you been working on the last few hours?

Employee: A graphic display of convergent asynchronous load distribution.

Boss: The tracker flagged you on bukkake sites.

Employee: I stand by my previous statement.

Some girls like bukkake

Let’s face it

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The word bukkake in Japanese means;

Female student debt relief.

What do you call bukkake in an underground bunker?

What do you call bukkake in an underground bunker?

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Prepper spray

Filmed my first bukkake scene today.

I just hope I came across well on camera.

What do you call applause after a bukkake?

Facial recognition

I just realized my phone unlocks whenever I say "Bukkake"

I guess I had facial recognition turned on

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What did John Lennon say at the bukkake?

Cum together, right now, over me

I think I would be terrible to have around at a bukkake..

Because I wouldn’t be able to stop myself from gently nudging the girl with my elbow while making eyes at one of the other guys, and saying “Get a load of this guy!” In a smarmy voice.

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What's bukkake?

You semen coming.

Why do you RSVP to a Bukkake party?

So people know who's coming.

How do you ID a person in a bukkake scene? [NSFW]

Facial recognition.

Whats the bukkake theme song?

"Come together, right now
Over me"

I owe my love of bukkake all to my dad

When I was a child, he really rubbed off on me.

I asked my friend if they taught bukkake in school...

I could see it all over her face that they did.

How do you organise a bukkake?

You don't, everyone just comes.

I just don't get bukkake

It goes straight over my head.

I wanted to throw a surprise bukkake party for my girlfriend.

Didn't work, she saw it coming.

I’ve been meaning to try bukkake for a while, and it’s really fun.

My whole family came.

I didn't believe that a friend had a picture of his mom after a bukkake party with Micky Dolenz, Michael Nesmith, Peter Tork, and Davy Jones.

But then I saw her face...

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Blind Girlfriend

I brought my Blind girlfriend to a bukkake party as a surprize......She didnt see that one cumming.

I attended a very touching live demonstration on bukkake.

There wasn't a dry eye in the audience.

So I went to a restaurant called Bukkake the other day...

WAY too much sauce on everything.

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What do they call a baby shower in Japan?

A Bukkake.

"They had me surrounded, and I was about to get shot...I could sense it."

I regret asking my wife about her first ever bukkake.

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Teamwork

The Japanese invented Bukkake, and that is something everyone can come together over.

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