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What's Ferris Bueller's favourite curry?

chicken-tikkahhhhhhhhhhh

What did Ferris Bueller name his donkey?

Shane, darling donkey Shane.

Matthew Broderick has just announced a sequel to one of his biggest films!

He'll play Iron Man's nephew who skips school to go on a wacky adventure in Chicago with his friends!

Its called "Ferrous Bueller's Day Off".

What do you call Matthew Broderick after he takes his Iron deficiency pills?

Ferrous Bueller

Pirates

The FBI seize a collection of pirated movies.

The movies were Footloose, dirty dancing, ferris bueller's day off, ghost busters and the breakfast club.

As the pirate sees his beloved movies taken away from him, he cries

"ARGH! Me eighties!"

The Real Iron Man (Chemistry Joke)

My dad and I were talking and figured out who the real Iron Man is.
Ferrous Bueller

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