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Are you coming?

Teacher : What's wrong? Why do you have a black eye?

John: Our house is very small. My mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, "John are you sleeping?" Then I say "No" & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye.

Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks ag...

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How freshmen lifted a tank in the Russian army

Captain orders his group of freshmen to go underneath the tank and lift it by pushing the bottom of it with legs.

- But Captain, it's a tank?!

Freshmen asked surprised. But Captain was serious, it was an order after all.

So they get under the tank and start pushing it.

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Brewster the Rooster

There once was a farmer who had a few chickens. For financial reasons, the farmer wanted to increase the egg production from his chickens and go into business. And so, the farmer set out to buy a rooster. He drove across the county to another farm that had many chickens and roosters.

The firs...

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