A man met a beautiful girl and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She protested, “But we don’t know anything about each other.” He replied, “That’s all right; we’ll learn about each other as we go along.”
So she consented and they were married, and they went on honeymoon to a
very nice resort.
One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off his towel,
climbed up to the 30-foot high board and did a two-and-a-half-tuck gainer,
entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. T...
My girlfriend came home to a clean house today.
Girlfriend: Cleaning lady came today?
Me: Yeah. I thought she was just breathing hard, but she actually came.
She took 10 seconds to realize what I was saying then she smacks me on the chest.
When you’re going somewhere
And someone asks “are you coming” Try replying with “no, just breathing hard”
Wife, “Has the mailman come yet?”
Husband, “No, but he’s breathing hard.”
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