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Blood Is Thicker Than Water Jokes

You know what they say about family - blood is thicker than water.

But maple syrup is thicker than blood, so technically pancakes are more important than family.

Blood is thicker than water, as everyone knows. But some people have started saying water is thicker than blood.

Don't worry though, it's just a viscous rumor.

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"Blood is thicker than water"

I just reply, "So is horse and I try to steer clear of that as well."
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