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Belli Jokes

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3 generations of prostitutes are talking about how much they charged for oral sex

Daughter says she charges $100 because she's worth it. Mother admits she only charged $50 when she was active. To which grandma says "In my time we were just happy to get something warm in out bellies"

Why do married men have pot bellies?

When single men get home they see what’s in the fridge and then go to bed...

When married men get home they see what’s in the bed and then go to the fridge...

What does a group of Italians say when they start a diet?

Ciao belli

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Cat's Bellies are like strippers.

They let you see the goods but they won't let you touch them.

A new sunscreen called Sun-Off has been causing skin rashes on people's bellies after application.

It's a real Sun-Off Ab Itch

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

Two kids watch a pot-bellied man undress in a changing room,

One of them say "What is in your tummy that makes it so round?" To have some fun the pot-bellied man says, "A bomb". Dumbfounded the second child says, "What a short fuse!"

We had our pot-bellied pig de-oinked

He was a little disgruntled.

What do you call a short, round-bellied Salarian?

Mordin Volus

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3 men are drinking at a bar when a drunk wanders in...

He staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best fuck in town!"

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same g...

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My bird-lover geneticist uncle successfully crossbred a peacock with a yellow-bellied sapsucker, but they wouldn't let him name the new species.

They said the name he chose was too fowl.

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