A bus full of ugly people crashes. Everyone dies and goes to heaven, forming a line at the pearly gates. St. Peter is there and says, "Before you get into heaven, you get one wish." The first person in line says, "I wish I was beautiful!" Poof, they're beautiful, they get into heaven. The second guy...
The average woman would rather be beautiful, than
smart
...because the average man can see better than he can think
A bus full of ugly people unexpectedly crashes and kills everyone on board
Everyone shows up at the Gates of Heaven where God comes to meet them all Himself.
"Gee guys, I didn't intend for that to happen, I'm really sorry. I can't just resurrect you all, but to make up for it I'll grant you all one wish before I let you in."
The first person steps up and thin...
Two brothers are knights, and one is kidnapped by a foul witch
The older brother goes to rescue his brother from the clenches of the awful witch. When he arrives, he points his sword at her and demands that she let his brother go.
"You cannot kill me with that sword, pitiful knight," she says, "for I am far too powerful. You must offer me something in ...
A Plane Full Of Ugly People Crashes
A plane full of ugly people crashes and everyone on board dies. The peoples’ souls then go to heaven, where they are greeted by God at the gate. God tells them that he will grant each person one wish. The first person says,”I want to be beautiful”. God snapped his fingers and it happened. Then the s...
A bus full of ugly people drives off a cliff.
They all make it to Heaven. When they get there God makes them all form a single-file line before the pearly gates and explains to them that as you enter paradise, you can make one wish, so long as it's not to come back to life or anything that interferes with the world of the living.
The...
A really annoying loophole
A bus carrying many people crashed on an icy road, burst into flames, and everyone died. Upon arrival in heaven, God said, "Since you have died in a terrible way, I'll grant you one wish before I let you into heaven." The first woman, being a person always concerned on her looks, comes up to God and...
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A Bus Full Of Ugly People Had A Head-On Collision With A Truck
When they died, God decided to grant them each one wish.
The first person said "I wish I was beautiful." God snapped his fingers and the person was beautiful.
The second person wished for the same thing, and God granted that wish as well. This kept going on throughout the group, each p...
The Ugly Bus
A bus filled with burn victims unfortunately crashes over a cliff and they all arrive at Heaven's gates in front of St. Peter.
God instructs St. Peter to give them all one wish since they've had a tough life as burn victims.
St. Peter explains this to the group and the first person ask...
Why did Steve Jobs name his company “Apple?”
Because he wanted his products to be beautiful and tantalizing, just like an apple.
Today, it’s widely recognized that Apple’s products are indeed both beautiful and tantalizing. You could say his company is appley named.
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