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Why isn’t there a pregnant barbie doll?

Because Ken came in a different box

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What’s the difference between Barbie and Oppenheimer?

Barbie product first manufactured in Japan and released in America.
Oppenheimer product first manufactured in America and release in Japan.

A little girl is playing with Barbie and Thor.

A little girl is playing with Barbie and Thor. An older woman approaches her and asks
"I thought that Barbie came with Ken, not Thor?"

The little girl replies

"Nope. She comes with Thor. She just fakes it with Ken"

Barbie

One day, a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on display in the front window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have Work-Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie f...

Barbies promote unrealistic expectations of women’s bodies.

Women’s heads are much harder to put back on in real life.

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?" he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner, she responds, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95 and Divorced Barbie for $395.00."

The guy asks, "Why is Divorced ...

Divorced Barbie doll..

Comes with all Ken's stuff.

One day, a mother sees her daughter playing with Barbie and GI Joe. The mother, perplexed, says that she thought Barbie came with Ken.

The daughter says, "No, Barbie comes with GI Joe. She only fakes it with Ken."

Why is Dyslexic Barbie stronger than all the other Barbies?

The other Barbies say "Okay Ken!" while Dyslexic Barbie says "Kaio-ken!"

I got in line to watch Oppenheimer around lunchtime, but I realized it was three hours long and I was starving.

So I went to the Barbie queue instead.

The Barbies

Few days before Christmas the father of a lovely 9yo girls goes to best you shop in town. He walks the lanes untill he finds a nice girl and asks her for help.

Dad: good afternoon. Please, can you help me choosing a Barbie doll for my daughter?

Shop assistant (SA): Sure Sir! How much w...

My 10-year-old's Barbie joke

What do you call a sad baby goose that likes Barbie?


Cryin Gosling

What did the Sheriff yell to the Deputy after Barbie payed the bail for her boyfriends drug possession charges?

>!"RELEASE THE CRACK-KEN!"!<

What do you call three Barbies in a line?

BBQ

How does Barbie look so good despite being 63?

Plastic Surgery

Why did Mattel never make a divorced best bud for Barbie's Ken?

Because he would forever be Bro Ken.

Why did Barbie smell like fish?

Because Australians like throwing shrimp on her.

How to call a line of people waiting to buy the new Barbie doll at a toy store?

Barbecue

I was surprised to find that "Trailer Park Barbie" doesn't come with bruising on her body

Then I realized battery not included

Buying a Barbie doll for my niece at a toy store

I asked the salesperson if Barbie came with Ken. She replied" Oh no. Barbie dates Ken. She comes with G.I. Joe."

Barbie sure has a lot of nice things

For a woman who’s knees don’t bend

What do you call Barbie underwater?

Doll Fin.

When Barbie call Ken his bro

Ken was broken.

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The Barbie is cancelled.

In light of the recent events in Korea, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag fact...

Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Because Ken came in another box.

Did you hear there’s a new Divorce Barbie?

It comes with all of Ken’s accessories.

Mattel released a Muslim Barbie...

It's a blow-up doll.

Why did Barbie break up with Ken?

He kept Toying with her emotions

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BJ for Sore Throat

"You don't look so good today, Bambi," said Barbie.


"You're right," said Bambi. "I feel like I'm coming down with something. My throat really hurts."


Barbie suggested, "You know, whenever I have a sore throat I give my husband oral sex and the next day I feel great."

...

What kind of a cue would Barbie use if she played pool?

A barbeque.

Whats a line of Barbies called?

A barbiequeue

Why aren’t Barbie dolls made of plastic anymore

Because the Kardashian’s took it all

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

What do you get when you cross Barbie with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A doll with a yeast infection.

Barbie and Ken

A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a Barbie. At the store, the daughter asks the lady working at the store if Barbie comes with Ken.

She replies, "Oh no, Barbie only comes with GI Joe. She just fakes it with Ken."

Why do barbie dolls have purple nips?

Because GI Joes have kung fu grips ...

The only conspiracy theory I believe in is the one about Barbie's boyfriend disappearing in the woods

Kentrails

A little girl was in a store to buy a Barbie doll for her birthday.

The shop owner said to her as a special treat you can choose another doll as well, Little girl says, can I have a GI Joe, shop owner says I thought Barbie came with Ken?, Little girl says no she comes with GI Joe, she fakes it with Ken.

I made six figures last month.

But apparently Mattel wants to fire me because that's not enough Barbies

What do you call a Barbie on fire?

A Barbecue!







Be gentle. First post. And I remember making this up on a long car ride when I was just 4:)

John was returning from work when he remembered that today was his daughter's birthday...

There was still time so he decided to quickly drive and buy a gift for her.
He went to the local supermarket and headed straight to the toys section in search of a toy his daughter would cherish.

He found employee there and asked his advise on which Barbie doll would make the best gift. ...

Have you heard of divorced barbie? Her set costs $450.

...mostly because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and one of Ken's friends.

Barbie and G.I. Joe. [NSFW]

A little girl sits on Santa's lap. In a jolly manner, Santa asks "What would you like for Christmas?"

The girl replies without hesitation:"I would like a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."

Santa sits for a moment, thinking about the request. Caught off guard, he says "But little girl, Barbie come...

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What did the Barbie factory do when it ran out of belly buttons?

They called the the navel reserve, naturally.

Don’t forget about divorced Barbie for a gift idea this year!

Barbie comes with $3400 a month, Ken’s house, Ken’s car, and even comes with one of Ken’s friends!

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

What does Barbie like to do on hallowe'en?

Pump ken

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