Gandalf decided to go to the Shire, and to his surprise found Frodo and Sam making meth.
Gandalf decided to go to the Shire, and to his surprise found Frodo and Sam making meth.
"Why would you ever do such a thing!" He exclaimed.
"Well you see Mr Gandalf, after our adventure we haven't been able to feel the euphoria of being a hero until we tried this wonderful magic crys...
Sauron tortures a hobbit.
Sauron captured Bilbo Baggins and tried to torture him to tell where the magic ring was hidden. Soon the hobbit blurted out "I think Gollum has it!"
Then Sauron captured Gollum and tortured him, but the old evil and corrupted hobbit wouldn't talk.
It turns out bad hobbits are hard to...
No matter how much I torture him, Gollum won’t tell me where the Ring is.
Bad hobbits are really hard to break.
Why is smoking illegal in the Shire?
It's a bad hobbit.
Three large trolls were sitting around the campfire discussing their health.
"My doctor tolt me I need to get meself some exercise. Good fer me heart. So I tossed 'im up high in there air. Daggum good exercise."
The next troll laughed, "If ye gots any heart at all, its as hard and cold as granite. My doctor tolt me I was lack toes intolrant. Ain't sure what 'e meant s...
Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?
Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
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