What do an umbrella and the 12th Academy Award winner have in common?
They're both gone with the wind.
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Never trust an Oscar award winner
They’re always acting out.
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On Air Confession
Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or serio...
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A young man is in need of a job,
And he looks through the classifieds to see what's available. He finds an ad from a farmer in need of some extra hands, so the man calls up the farmer and agrees to meet the next day to see what work he'd be doing.
The farmer greets him at the gate and begins to show the young man around. Fir...
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