Attack Helicopter Jokes - 4 Hilarious Attack Helicopter Jokes

I COMPLETELY disagree with Trump's military trans ban...

I mean, wouldn't all those attack helicopters be useful??

What are the pronouns for someone who identifies as an attack helicopter?

Apache/Apachim

During Cold War, Mossad, CIA and KGB argue which is the best secret service.

They decide to hunt for hogs in a forest. The organization with the most kills after one hour gets the award.

Mossad send in Schlomo, their best agent. After one hour he presents three hogs, all with a clean shot between the eyes.

CIA orders an attack helicopter, spots a sounder and k...

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I am sexist

Because I hate people that identify themselves as attack helicopters

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