In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked,
\- "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded,
\- "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were ...
My boss was giving a presentation and no one was asking questions
So my boss says: “The person who asks the first question will get a raise, the second will get a promotion, and the third will get a million dollar”
So I raised my hand and said “I have three questions”
What do you call a Spanish rodent, that's always asking questions?
A porquepine.
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