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Thor went out to an Asgardian bar one night...

And he meets this beautiful woman. They go home and spend the night with each other. The next morning when they wake up Thor says "You know I must tell you... I am Thor." The woman replies "You're Thor? I can hardly walk."


Stolen from Chris Hemsworth on The Graham Norton Show
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Why did Thor cover Iron Man's back?

Because he is an Asgardian.
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Marvel at this joke.

What do you call an Asgardian instrument specialist with an attitude problem?


A Thor Luthier.
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