Thor went out to an Asgardian bar one night...

And he meets this beautiful woman. They go home and spend the night with each other. The next morning when they wake up Thor says "You know I must tell you... I am Thor." The woman replies "You're Thor? I can hardly walk."


Stolen from Chris Hemsworth on The Graham Norton Show

What do you call it when Asgardian trees burn?

A thorest fire

Why did Thor cover Iron Man's back?

Because he is an Asgardian.

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Why don't Norse goddesses like anal sex?

Because they're Asgardians.

I'll just Loki walk away now.

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What do you call an Asgardian instrument specialist with an attitude problem?


A Thor Luthier.

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