And he meets this beautiful woman. They go home and spend the night with each other. The next morning when they wake up Thor says "You know I must tell you... I am Thor." The woman replies "You're Thor? I can hardly walk."
Stolen from Chris Hemsworth on The Graham Norton Show
What do you call it when Asgardian trees burn?
A thorest fire
Why did Thor cover Iron Man's back?
Because he is an Asgardian.
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Why don't Norse goddesses like anal sex?
Because they're Asgardians.
I'll just Loki walk away now.
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What do you call an Asgardian instrument specialist with an attitude problem?
A Thor Luthier.