Apar Jokes - 6 Hilarious Apar Jokes

Two men are delivering a very heavy safe into an aparment building.

They were an old man and a young man. They both walk up with the heavy safe for one floor and then the second floor, completely out of breath they stop for a bit just to catch some air.

They do one more floor and are completely exhausted. The old man says,

"Look on the safe, it says it...

Aparently 30% of males go on a diet before going on holiday. I cheated

And just took a fat girlfriend to the beach

My spinster aunt thinks that statues of Jesus on the crucifix in only a loincloth is too revealing, so she has started covering them in appropriate clothing.

...aparently, she's a cross-dresser now.

Have you heard about the new way to ignore clickbaits?

Aparently not.

How do you know when you’ve heard a dad joke?

It will be APARENT

Two cows were talking in the field

One cow says, " Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease ? Aparently it destroys your brain!"
The other: "Why should I care, I'm a squirrel!"

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