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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

"Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

If you scream three times...

At night, if you lock yourself in a bathroom with lights off and scream Allahu Ackbar three times the CIA will come through your mirror and take you to Guantanamo Bay.

I heard that there was a new food court in Coruscant

Its called Admiral Ackbar's Admirable Snack Bar

What did the suicide bomber from the Rebel Alliance say before detonating?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

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