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8 Foot Jokes

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An old man and his lawyer have a meeting with an IRS agent.

They sit down in his office as the agent pulls out the man's tax records. "it says that the majority of your income is made by gambling, how do you manage that?". The man replies "I'll show you; I will bet you $1000 that I can bite my own eyeball." The agent thinks a minute and then agrees to the be...

The world's crossword champion was buried today.

8 foot down and 3 foot across.

The year is 2135, and the US and Russia are the only 2 remaining nations.

After a century of warfare, the two nations expanded their borders, annexing an country that stood in it's way.

Both nations, hungering for world domination, have been at war with each other for over 20 years, and have decided that the fighting would never end, as the two were so closely matc...

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Two guys go on a Moose Hunt

They are out in the woods on the first day of the hunt and see a big mature bull moose, after attempting some moose calls for what seemed like forever they eventually went back to camp feeling a little down. So the next day they go back out and try to find this bull moose. After walking around the w...

A good looking guy walks into the drugstore to buy condoms....

The gal working at the drugstore (also very good looking) asks him, "What size do you need?" He responds "I don't know". She looks at him and tells him "There is a fence out back with 3 different sized holes, put your pecker in each one and then tell me which size it was." The guy walks around to th...

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