A 68 year old man walks into a confessional one morning. The priest asked what the man wants to tell him.
The man says, "Well I went to see my buddies last night to play rummy, the game broke up about ten. On the way home, I felt like a drink, so I stopped by the bar. This pretty young lady about maybe 25 started talking to me, and the chemistry was there. Before I knew it, we were at her place. We made...
Judge: I hereby sentence you to 68 years in prison.
convict: (whispers to lawyer)
lawyer: my client has requested that you add one more year.
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony
On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, 'Did you call for me?'
The man replies, 'No, what do you mean?'
...
Old and Pregnant?
A 68 year old woman told her friend over a bingo game that she wanted to have a baby. Her friend, in reasonable disbelief, laughed at her.
The 68 year old woman retorted, "Well, I have the apparatus to and with today's technology, I can have a baby."
And she did just that. She got pr...
A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor.
After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the young doctor told her she was pregnant.
She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming and yelling. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was.
After listening to her story, he calmed her down and asked h...
Traveling salesmen and the farmer
A traveling salesmen is driving through the country one evening when his car breaks down. He walks to the nearest farm house and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, he explains his situation and kindly asks to use his phone.
The farmer replies “Well we haven’t got a phone here, but ...
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Guess how old I am?
In this small retirement home, there was an old lady who just turned 68 years old. She decided to go visit the other dorms so that the residents could wish her a happy birthday.
The first room she goes to there was another old lady drinking tea. "It's my birthday!" said the birthday lady. "Wi...
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