Judge: I hereby sentence you to 68 years in prison.
convict: (whispers to lawyer)
lawyer: my client has requested that you add one more year.
Traveling salesmen and the farmer
A traveling salesmen is driving through the country one evening when his car breaks down. He walks to the nearest farm house and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, he explains his situation and kindly asks to use his phone.
The farmer replies “Well we haven’t got a phone here, but ...
An old man decides to look into a Nudist Colony
He is invited to try the one week trial period so he does.
On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, walks over to him and asks, "did you ...
A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor.
After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the young doctor told her she was pregnant.
She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming and yelling. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was.
After listening to her story, he calmed her down and asked h...
Old and Pregnant?
A 68 year old woman told her friend over a bingo game that she wanted to have a baby. Her friend, in reasonable disbelief, laughed at her.
The 68 year old woman retorted, "Well, I have the apparatus to and with today's technology, I can have a baby."
And she did just that. She got pr...
During a dance at the retirement home...
The local retirement home decided to have a dance for the residents, a sort of a prom. So all the men and women dressed in their best and gathered in the common area.
During the evening, Elmer, an 85 year old stud, spies Mabel, a 68 year old beauty he begins to flirt, and soon asks her back...
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Guess how old I am?
In this small retirement home, there was an old lady who just turned 68 years old. She decided to go visit the other dorms so that the residents could wish her a happy birthday.
The first room she goes to there was another old lady drinking tea. "It's my birthday!" said the birthday lady. "Wi...