A 65 year old man is met by a genie

The old man is told by the Genie that he will grant him one wish.

The man says “I wish for a wife 30 years younger!”


So the genie made him 90.

Got talking to a girl online then when we met in person she was a 65 year old guy.

She wasn't lying when she said her ex was a plastic surgeon.

A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck...

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A man getting a BJ from a 65 year old prostitute and a man walking a mile high tight rope are thinking the same thing.

Don't Look Down

Need advice: I'm 35 years old but due to drinking problems I have the liver of a 65 year old

I got drunk and before I knew it I was performing surgery on an older man. How can I either dispose of his liver or sell it on the black market?

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My 65 year old mum bought one of those sphynx cats the other day.

Now she's going around telling everyone about her new bald pussy!

True

Mother

Fucking

Story!!

Face-palm!

A 65 year old man driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road. Eventually a cop pulls him over.

"Did you know," says the cop, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the senior. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

65 year old guy i work with came at me with this one the other day

What does a 80 year old women taste like?












Depends..

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Hurricane Gussy (NSFW?)

A man enters a brothel and tells the madam he's looking for something new and exciting.

The madam says "Well, we have one girl who is a contortionist."

The man says "No, that's too ordinary."

The madam thinks for a moment and says "What about a Hurricane Gussy? Have you ever ...

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A fiftyish woman is at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea
how ridiculous you look? What`s the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don`t care. I
just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the
breasts of an 18 year old."...

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BEING A FARMER IS TOUGH!

A farmer was selling

his peaches door to door.
He knocked on a door

and a shapely 30-something woman
dressed in a very

sheer negligee answered the door.
He raised his basket

to show her the peaches and asked,
"Would you like to

buy some peaches?...

A Saskatchewan Farmer Retires

A 65 year old Saskatchewan farmer decides to retire and move to the Rocky Mountains after living his whole life on the prairies. A few months later a friend comes to visit.

"What do you think of the mountains?" his friend asks.

"They are okay, but they sure obscure the view."

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