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5 Second Rule Jokes

5 second rule. If it hasnt been 5 seconds no bacteria has been transferred.

So stop complaining ladies you could have gotten chlamydia.

When it comes to dropping food on the floor, I use the 5 second rule.

Only problem is I have 2 second dogs.

Due to the corona virus...

The 5 second rule has now been reduced to the 3 second rule.

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Missy Elliot just dropped her first album in 13 years!

Do you think she still followed the 5 second rule?
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