It's been tough taking a shower everyday, but at least I have the heroin to help me get throught it.
Three blondes walk into a bar
They order a bottle of champagne and after several times of raising their glasses to 45 days the bartender asks what they are celebrating. One blonde responds 'We finished a puzzle in 45 days but the box said 3-6 years'
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