UPJOKE

I've been clean for 45 days now

It's been tough taking a shower everyday, but at least I have the heroin to help me get throught it.

Three blondes walk into a bar

They order a bottle of champagne and after several times of raising their glasses to 45 days the bartender asks what they are celebrating. One blonde responds 'We finished a puzzle in 45 days but the box said 3-6 years'

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