[Long] The population of this country is 300 million.
60 million are retired.
That leaves 240 million to do the work.
There are 95 million in school.
Which leaves 145 million to do the work.
Of this there are 22 million employed by the government.
Leaving 123 million to do the work.
61 million are disabled. ...
Reddit, you have just robbed a bank of $40 million. The police know what you look like, but you have a clean history, so you can use the money to help you escape. What do you do?
Please respond quickly, this is urgent.
When the teenage daughter has been knocked up.
A teenage girl goes to her mother and tells her that she is pregnant. The mother is outraged by this news.
"Who is this scumbag who has done this to you? I demand to know who it is!"
The girl calls the father-to-be. 30 minutes later, a fancy limousine parks next to the house and a dis...
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Why does a man's penis have a knob at the end?
The Italians spent 20 million euro on research, discussed it with 2 million woman, and conclude it is for the pleasure of the woman when men are making passionate love to them.
The French spent 40 million euro on research, discussed it with 4 million men and we conclude it is for the pleasure...
America
How to rescue the economy:
Dear President Obama,
Patriotic retirement:
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force;
pay them $1 million a piece severance with stipulations:
1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed....
Army USA - Chines - Russian Poland joke
The commander of the Chinese army troops calls the US and proposes war:
Hello Americans, we want to declare war on you, what do you say?
American: At the moment it is not possible, our troops are in Iraq and Afghanistan, so for economic reasons it is out of the question, call Russia I ...
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Political Science for Dummies
DEMOCRAT
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone.
REPUBLICAN
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?
SOCIALIST
You have ...
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