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- In a scale 1 to 10, how much do you like to argue?

\- Would it be possible to make the scale from 1 to 20?

\- No

\- Why not?!

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A gas station owner in Arkansas was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read: *** "FREE SEX w/fill-up ... just guess the right number between 1 & 10.” ***

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and asked for his FREE SEX.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his FREE SEX.
The redneck guessed ‘8’. The proprietor said, "You were close. The number was ‘7’. Sorry, but no FREE SEX thi...

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Me and my german girlfriend like to rate our sex from 1 to 10

Last night we tried anal and she kepted yelling nine, best score i've gotten so far

Doctor, on a scale of 1 to 10, how bad is this tumor?

Doctor: "I'd say it's be-nine."

Patient: "Hahaha"

Doctor: "Hahahaha"

Patient: "Haha"

Doctor: "You have a month to live."

From 1 to 10 how do you rate your capacity to adapt to new technologies

IV

On the scale of attractiveness from 1 to 10 I’m a 6 at Trader Joe’s.

But I’m a strong 8 at Walmart.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed with the Harry Potter Series am I?

9 3/4

So, I asked my German grandfather hoe racist he was, scale of 1 to 10

He said "NEIN!"

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

On a scale from 1 to 10, how confused are you?

"On a scale from 1 to 10, how confused are you?"


"17"


"10 is already the highest".


"The highest of what?"


"The scale"



"Which scale?"


"How confused you are!"


"Oh right, 17."

The programmer's wife asked him how much he loved her from 1 to 10

He said -2,147,483,647. She was very angry, even though he explained that it was a love overflow.

I asked my wife “on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you rate yourself?” And in a sassy tone, she said “11”.

I told her “Must be a pH scale cause you’re basic as hell.”

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