A man was cursed by a wicked witch. He could speak only one word per year, so if he said a word, he had to wait for another year to say another one.
One day, he saw a woman. Beautiful, splendid, sexy, breathtaking!! So he then decided to take the chance of marrying her, so he had to plan what...
Telegraph
A dog walks into a telegraph office, puts $1 on the counter and says: "Woof woof woof, woof woof, woof woof woof woof"
The operator says to the dog "Its $1 for 10 words, shall I put another woof on there?"
The dog then says "But then that wouldn't make any sense!"
A newly published novelist wrote in her blog that her 100,000-word thriller got her $1,000,000 from her publisher.
She brags at a party that her words are worth $10 each. A slightly drunk guy walks up, confronts her by the bar, plots down $10 and says “OK, wise ass, give me one of those $10 words.” The writer calmly stuffs the bill in her pocket and says “thanks” and walks away.
A dog goes into the post office to send a telegram
A dog goes into the post office to send a telegram. The guy behind the counter asks him,
"What do you want it to say?"
"WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF"
The telegram guy says,
"I see you only have 9 woofs there. If you didn't know, anything up to 10 words i...
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