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Martens Jokes

How is it possible for anyone to wear Doc Martens on both feet?

isn't that a pairodocs?

With my time machine, I traveled back to 1945 to show the inventor of Doc Martens my shiny new boots...

Do you think I created a Pair O' Docs?

Marten the Mallard likes shoes, but is loyal to only one brand...

Duck Martens

My mother always told me to avoid dating people who wear Doc Martens

They've got trusty shoes

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