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Zipper Down Jokes

A woman noticed an old guy had his zipper down.

She pointed it out to him and he said "did ya see that tall soldier in there standing at full attention?"

She said, "No, but I saw an old veteran sitting on two duffle bags."

A woman is on her way to church

Wearing a tight leather skirt, she realizes she can’t reach her leg up to the first step of her church’s shuttle bus. Reaching behind her, she pulls the zipper down a little bit then tries again.

She attempts to take a step up, can’t reach, and reaches behind her again to pull down the zippe...

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An Irishman has been shipwrecked and stranded on an island for over 20 years. [MEDIUM]

One day, on his daily walk of the beach, he sees something way out in the ocean. At first he couldn’t make out what it was, as it got closer, he could see something red.

Finally, it was close enough to determine that the red was actually the hair of a woman. A very pretty dame in her 20s. ...

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Not sure what you will find

A man who has been stranded on a deserted island all alone for 10 years sees a speck on the horizon. "It's too small to be a ship," he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer, he rules out the possibility of it being a small boat, then a raft.


Suddenly, a gorgeous blonde woman ...

The zipper long

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.
A lady cashier walked up to him and said, 'Your barracks door is open.'

Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.
When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said,
'Your fly is open..' He...

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A guy walks into a bar.....

A guy walks into a bar carrying a canvas bag. He says to the bartender "I'm gonna show you something so fabulous that you'll want to buy me drinks all night." With that, he jumps up on the bar, pulls his zipper down and starts gyrating with his dick swinging around. Everyone in the bar gasps as he r...

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