Open Zipper Jokes

As we sat talking I could see the look in my wife's eyes that she was feeling horny.

But not wanting to make it obvious she game me the "look" and said she had a headache, and then went straight to the bedroom. After some time, I excused myself saying, I'd check on her, leaving her mother in... read more

Doctor Feelgood is visiting the mental institution to see the latest condition of some of his patients. He is led into the first room, opens the door, and meets Charlie. At that moment he is swinging an imaginary golf club in the air.

"Well, Charlie," says Feelgood. "When do you think you wil... read more