UPJOKE

Nobody's heard from the Zamboni drivers since the NHL cancelled their season.

I'm sure they'll resurface at some point.

The Zamboni driver went missing.

We're hoping he'll resurface.

My local hockey rink just reported their Zamboni driver has gone missing...

They hope he resurfaces soon.

I Want To Be

A woman’s four-year-old daughter was attending her first performance of the Ice Capades. She was so mesmerized that she wouldn’t budge from her seat even during intermission, watching the activity while the ice was cleaned.

At the end of the show, the girl exclaimed, “I know what I want to be...

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